Moorenado?

The most frequent questions I get about the Moorenado are:

1) How do you pronounce Moorenado?

And...

2) What does it mean?

Answers:

1) It is pronounced like tornado, only with Moore substituted for "tor".
2) It means that the Moorenado, like a tornado, touches down randomly, tearing up everything in its path. There is really no rhyme or reason to where it goes, but wherever it goes, it is sure to cause havoc. Of course, I am mostly joking, but every time you pull up the Moorenado, you never can tell what I'm going to write about.